its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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