Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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