So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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