Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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