do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My dick has a subreddit
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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