How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
3pm strippers are depressing
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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