Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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