i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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