i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
