I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just cut my nipple shaving
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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