I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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