Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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