Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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