whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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