There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
