I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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