oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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