so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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