i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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