And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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