Your dad touched me again.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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