their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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