Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
