Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I need you to use more vowels.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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