I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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