just survived the first fart of the relationship.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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