The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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