I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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