You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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