people are starting to question the shark bite story
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
