why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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