You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Oh god it's open bar.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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