Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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