are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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