can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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