ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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