glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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