Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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