If i come over, it means nothing
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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