People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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