turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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