god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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