erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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