But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish you could order shots online.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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