I must be too annoying 4 u.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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