I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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