THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
