Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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