he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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