What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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